Last week s guitar jokes are here.
Tell me a dirty joke up on your roof.
Dirty jokes have been among us for ages but most of us are too shy to share the jokes that we have heard.
We all know that dirty jokes are unsavory that will never be appropriate for any kind of gathering.
The blind man smelled the fork with a deep breath yes i will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and.
Don t make me come in there.
You could ve just said oh the cat s up on the roof right now or something so i do.
I d tell you a joke about the roof but it would be over your head.
If you like these roof jokes have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.
A little smoky smoke tell me a dirty joke up on your roof up on your roof and we don t need nobody let s have a little party just us two just us two.
You have to be subtle.
Liquor in the front poker in the back.
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The confused owner went to the kitchen to retrieve a fork and returned to the blind man.
Not all jokes need to be family friendly and g rated.
Those who love dirty jokes and those who are lying.
So they d have at least one way to shut a woman up.
Did you hear the joke about the roof.
We recently asked members of the buzzfeed community to tell us.
A big list of roof jokes.
17 dirty jokes that are so filthy you ll need a shower.
What did the penis say to the vagina.
A man comes by in a boat and says get in get in the religous man replies no i have faith in god he will grant me a miracle later the water is up to his waist and another boat comes by and the guy tells him to get in again.
Oral sex makes your day.
What s another name.
There are two types of people in the world.
A religious man is on top of a roof during a great flood.
131 of them in fact.
What do a woman and a bar have in common.
Very inappropriate and hilarious language ahead.
But it may be a little over your head.
I m blind just bring me one of your dirty forks i will smell it and order.
Oh come on you can admit it.
However if you are bold enough you know where to crack such kinds of jokes to get the best laugh.
Anal makes your hole weak.
